Phone in one hand. Slips. Attempt to catch with other hand. That is holding cup of tea. Tea over me, laptop, floor and phone. Still manage to drop phone. Am brilliant.

So, today I left my car keys hanging in the door of my car. At my very public work base. And then went upstairs to the office. FOR TWO HOURS ( Read more... )

Does anyone else have a really bumpy skull? I always imagine skulls to be smooth bone but if I press semi-firmly on my forehead it feels really bumpy under there. Yes I have no life.

I have not had internet for the past few days. This sucks. I won't have internet for a few days coming. This sucks less because I'm going to Bournemouth and Star Fleet Ball, to see splodge04 and angiescully, which is awesomesauce. Geek out much, hurray (oh, and someone called Mary Mc-something is attending which apparently is very exciting...:P ( Read more... )

1) I'm watching the Figure Skating Championships

2) One of the dances was so beautiful I nearly cried

3) They are being held in Helsinki and for a second I actually waved like verity_vulpes could see me.

Help me?

HAI, Sam, you know what is not conductive to sleep? Especially sleep in a house you've recently moved into, and that you're alone in for the first time? Reading scary case files about serial murderers with shoe fetishs. I am so happy right now that I have no sense of balance and therefore the majority of my shoes are flats ( Read more... )

At work experience today one of the order numbers I had to get from the purchasing company and file was ANGST. This amused me terribly.

Also, my mum's car hit me over the head with its seat. Trufax.

So. Looking at a USA map. Was I a moron for thinking Washington DC was in the state of Washington? O HAI DC, right there on the East Coast. Who knew?

Last night, too full of cold and stuff to sleep, I decided I'd sit up for a while and do some work (I am strangely more productive in the middle of the night. Lack of distractions, maybe?) with the company of mackenziegrace on msn to keep me entertained. Just as I thought I was sufficiently wiped out enough to sleep through blocked nose and Joey waking up, ( Read more... )

So, nightmare afternoon and morning. Myself and Suzie have tickets to see Aerosmith in Hyde Park today. Except yesterday we went to look out the tickets, and couldn't find them anywhere. We have turned the flat upside down; there is stuff EVERYWHERE. And nothing. No tickets. We'd just resigned ourselves to the fact that we weren't going (50 ( Read more... )